ussawesome:

DONT PANDER TO ME KID ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN 13 SECONDS A SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP AND COOK US IN OUR SEATS AND WAIT TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE OF ANDORIAN SHINGLES SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE

Jul 21 13:29 ( 6456 )

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

Jul 20 14:34 ( 99160 )

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

Jul 18 17:15 ( 141224 )
tags: #true

nxte:

bukkakeluver96:

please dont talk to animals 

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Jul 18 17:06 ( 34610 )

korrasbubblebutt:

Change can be good, or bad.

Jul 18 16:46 ( 231 )
tags: #avatar

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are

Jul 18 9:07 ( 185151 )

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

Jul 18 9:02 ( 127231 )

sorelatable:

this is so relatable

Jul 16 14:12 ( 23977 )
tags: #true

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

Jul 16 12:13 ( 553675 )
tags: #yeah

barneswinter:

Don’t talk to me about this I’m not ready. 

Jul 16 11:41 ( 13210 )

sadspockpanda:

"the average captain can save 2 people in 12 minutes" factoid actualy a statiscal error. average captain can save 0 people in 12 minutes. georg kirk, who was captain of a starship for 12 minutes and save 800 people including urself and ur mother, was an outlier and should not be counted.

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Jul 15 23:46 ( 3419 )

mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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Jul 15 17:56 ( 105292 )

If something can be remembered

it can come back

Jul 15 17:37 ( 7688 )
tags: #dw
Jul 15 17:11 ( 2183 )

hiccuptherunt:

asbehsam:

#I SWEAR TO GOD I’M DONE

It’s even better because it looks like he’s saying it too

Jul 15 17:10 ( 24379 )
tags: #httyd
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