DONT PANDER TO ME KID ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN 13 SECONDS A SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP AND COOK US IN OUR SEATS AND WAIT TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE OF ANDORIAN SHINGLES SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are
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YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
"the average captain can save 2 people in 12 minutes" factoid actualy a statiscal error. average captain can save 0 people in 12 minutes. georg kirk, who was captain of a starship for 12 minutes and save 800 people including urself and ur mother, was an outlier and should not be counted.
if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this