You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.
an infinite number of multiverses and i had to be stuck in the one where star trek: tos was CANCELLED AFTER ONLY 3 SEA SONS
I’m completely and 100% on-board with social justice movements when they are for rights and equality (feminism, LGBT+, etc;) but whenever I see someone who says shit like, “I’m against the new Weird Al song because it discourages any way of speaking that isn’t proper,” or, “I’m against the potato salad fundraising [and other things],” etcetera, etcetera, and turn everything into a social justice movement, I pity them. If every little thing offends you, I’m sorry, but there is no way you will ever be able to function in the fucking outside world.
"It’s been 14 years, and still not a day goes by that I don’t miss your dad."
"average person kidnapps 3 fairies a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person kidnapps 0 fairies per year. Artemis Fowl, who lives in cave & kidnapps over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted